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Osmosis Jones

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 14, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Osmosis Jones
Osmosis Jones (2001)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: Frank Detomello catches a cold. The inside of his body is known as the “City of Frank” to its inhabitants, two of which – white blood cell cop Osmosis Jones, and cold tablet Drixorial – team up to fight the invading viruses intent on taking over the City.

Directors: Farrelly Bobby, Farrelly Peter

Actors: Shannon Molly,Murray Bill,Shatner William,Fishburne Laurence,Stein Ben,Rock Chris,Hyde Pierce David,Howard Ron,Silver Joel,Kid Rock,Olson Kenny,Krause Jason,C. Joe,Bones Jimmie,Uncle Kracker,Adams Jonathan,Alazraqui Carlos,Animation,Action,Comedy,Crime,Drama,Romance,Thriller,

Osmosis Jones QUESTIONS 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!?
How does it apply to the character in the movie?
What position does Osmosis Jones have in the City of Frank?
How do the villains enter the city?
What effect do the villains have on Frank?
How does the city combat the villains?
What other virus entered with the others,but was not easily detected?
What effect did this virus have on Frank initially?
What did this virus have planned?
Is the initial combination of over the counter relief and the body’s natural defenses a friendly one?
How does the mayor try to deal with the unknown invader?
What other foolish eating experience did Frank take part in the resulted in embarrassing consequences?
What nearly happens to the city of Frank as the disease gathers allies?
What could have prevented this entire illness?
10 PTS


Did you not watch the movie?
What are you in grade 8?
If you had watched the movie and paid attention these questions should be a breeze for you to answer. you cannot be serious.

| Nov 29, 2009


jones’s first name is osmosis, police officer, an egg that fell on the ground, he was burning his body inside out, they try to elimenate him with guns, the guys they were chasing in the mouth near the beggining of the movie, nothing at first, he planned to kill frank, i think so, he tries brushing him off as nothing, he ate a whole thing of chicken while his daughter was gone, they nearly messed up his nerves permently, frank not being a gross pig, thanks for the ten points!
guy you dont like, or, do you? | Nov 29, 2009


osmosis jones is a white blood cell that is like a police officer that kicks germ buts lols
he is a loser cop that trys to help frank and gets the germs in the end but he is give lots of trouble from the chief of police
masquito bit
make him have a fever and almost die
a cold pill comes in and helps osmosis get the virus
the virus wanted to kill frank
frank should have taken better care of himself
i dont remember much but thats what i do rememebr lols im sure u can watch it online
lolo | Nov 29, 2009

Lucas

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 14, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Lucas
Lucas (1986)

IMDB rating: 6.50

Plot: Lucas is a promising kid, bright, inquisitive, knowledgeable, industrious, but for a boy aged 14 those qualities don’t count for much socially, his daily life in high school is a brave but hopeless struggle against cruel ridicule (nicknamed ‘leukoplakia’) and abuse on account of his frail figure, ‘miniature’ size and athletic ineptitude, while any demonstration of precocious erudition is frowned upon by his ignorant, dumber peers and seniors, fortunately with one remarkable exception: the studly football team captain, generally known as Cappie, gallantly protects the ’shrimp’ and as soon as he gets to know Lucas appreciates his mind and courage, eager to learn from him. The arrival of an attractive new girl in his school and neighborhood proves a mixed blessing: Maggie becomes his best friend and companion, admiring his many talents, but inevitably she soon falls for Cappie the other way, so now his ‘big brother’ and protector seems little Lucas’s rival, however hard the hunk tries to stay friends…

Lucas

Directors: Seltzer David

Actors: Haim Corey,Sheen Charlie,Hodges Tom,Poppiti Ciro,Boyd Guy,Piven Jeremy,Wixted Kevin,Alderman Jason,Mackie Tom,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Can someone please advise me on a response to a hurtful email from my soon to be daughter-in-law?
Nate’s Bachelor Party

Thu, February 4, 2010 8:00:35 PM
From:

Hey guys,
I just noticed that Nate was planning his OWN Bachelor Party…. and there’s something wrong with that. From my understanding a Bachelor Party is supposed to be thrown by the groomsmen as a treat for the Groom. This is not the case in his situation, Nate has been going out of his way to talk to people about getting together for this "party". I am not sure what’s going on here, but something needs to be done. My bridal shower and bachelorette party was already set, paid for and planned by the time I got to know about it and was invited, and that’s how it’s supposed to be done. Nate says that you guys have never done the whole wedding thing before but so have my bridesmaids, and they went out of their way, did their research and got everything planned. I am super disappointed that his friends would do this to him.

Please, please, please plan something for him, without him planning it, that’s how it’s supposed to be. He is a good guy and at least deserves this, I felt so bad when he was telling me that he was calling people up…. so sad. I’m not sure how you guys are okay with this, but please take some time to plan it for him, it’s not every year someone gets married. If you guys don’t know what to do, please ask me and I can just refer to google. The only person who said something to him about it was Lucas who suggested that he could speak to the BM…Lucas knows some stuff about weddings and what not, and I know he’s not the only groomsman that does. Please let me know what you’re thinking.

To start the discussion, Nate is fine with traveling on March 6, March 27 or April 3 for that weekend in Charleston. You guys can double check with him after you vote for a date and just let him know. Ideas?? Nate loves oyster roasts and barbeques, maybe you guys can have that on saturday or dinner or something and then a night on the town. At least come up with a date and schedule so you guys can invite a few more of his friends.

If no one wants to throw a bachelor party for him, just let me know. I will get some of his other friends together to do something fun for him.

Thank you, and please take some time out of your busy lives to respond to this email. I don’t mean to get into the way of the no planning but poor Nate was planning by himself.

Have a great weekend!
Michelle
I am the mother of the groom and this is the second time she has sent this sort of email. I have no worries posting this on Yahoo.
well we know who will be in control in this marriage!
this letter is full of "guilt-inducing" words. This makes me sick!
that was great self-actualized!
That is what I thought too Rachel…..she sent this to me to make me feel her anger so I would feel anger too!


You are the mother of the groom? She might not be too happy about the fact that you have posted this question. I would say, don’t respond to the e-mail. Have the appropriate person (best man?) give her a call and get it worked out. Good luck!
Curious in Seattle | Feb 04, 2010


I don’t think this email is hurtful. I would be honored to have someone that cared enough about my son to stand up for him and try to make things nice for him. The response should be something like, you are right, we dropped the ball and we are on it. Thanks for loving our son so much.
ape2016 | Feb 04, 2010


Dear Michele, I just called his best man & told him you sent this letter & asked if he needed any help or could handle this cause you are right. Please understand this is not something we are used to but will rise to the occasion thanks to you expecting the best for us. I appreciate that you are someone who looks out for my son beyond my biggest dreams for him. I will call his best man again to see what they are doing & just tell them we won’t say anything to Nate but leave it in there hands unless they need any help. So happy to be having someone as precious as you who loves my son as much as I do, to our family, Love, (whatever your name is/Mom)
self-actualized | Feb 04, 2010


She’s calling out your kid’s friends and male family members on poor wedding etiquette. You don’t have to reply at all (in fact, you have no right to reply) since you’re not male and therefore not the intended audience.

Butt out.
Rachel | Feb 04, 2010

Rob Roy

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Rob Roy
Rob Roy (1995)

IMDB rating: 6.80

Plot: In the highlands of Scotland in the 1700s, Rob Roy tries to lead his small town to a better future, by borrowing money from the local nobility to buy cattle to herd to market. When the money is stolen, Rob is forced into a Robin Hood lifestyle to defend his family and honour.

Online Movies World

Directors: Caton-Jones Michael

Actors: Neeson Liam,Hurt John,Roth Tim,Stoltz Eric,Keir Andrew,Cox Brian,McCardie Brian,Martin Gilbert,Gilchrist Gilly,Flemyng Jason,Stewart Ewan,Hayman David,McArthur Brian,Action,Biography,Drama,Romance,War,

fantasy football team issues?
qbs: kurt warner and matt shaub
rbs: chris johnson, ricky williams, pierre thomas
wrs: roddy white, wes welker, sidney rice, roy williams, devin hester
tes: jason witten, dustin keller
k: rob bironas
defs: patriots, giants

lost my first place ranking this week. 1 qb, 2 rbs, 3 wrs, and one of each for the remaining positions in my league. these players are in order on my depth chart as listed. what changes, if any, should i make and why?


your team is fine how it is… kickers are up and down- and bironas is reliable i think u should check for free agent defenses see if zona is available… not for this week, but the following 2 weeks they have cake games…. your team is solid no worries bro

mikeymikeymikey17 | Dec 08, 2009


The Patriots and Giants Defense are really unreliable. I would try to make a change there but only if something is available. Your kicker is also kind of unreliable, maybe you could make a change there as well. But then again most of the kickers this year are unreliable. Bench Roddy White. His QB is out for the next three weeks or four weeks. Start Rice or Williams depending on whose defense you think is better San Diego vs Cowboys or Cincinnati vs Vikings. Other than those things your team is pretty set.
tristan_fiore | Dec 07, 2009

Tin Cup

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Tin Cup
Tin Cup (1996)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: Romantic comedy about a small-town Texas golf pro who qualifies for and enters the US Open golf tournament to win the respect and love of his rival’s girlfriend.

Directors: Shelton Ron

Actors: Costner Kevin,Johnson Don,Marin Cheech,Burkley Dennis,Linn Rex,Myers Lou,Lineback Richard,Perez George,Jones Mickey,Milhoan Michael,McCord Gary,Stadler Craig,Jacobsen Peter,Comedy,Drama,Romance,Sport,

Turning regular cupcakes into mini cupcakes….?
I have a recipe for angel food cupcakes and I want to turn them into mini cupcakes. The recipe has them baking in a 12-cup muffin tin @ 350 degrees for 18 to 20 minutes.

Should I cake bake them in a mini-muffin tin at the same temp and time? Or should I cut the time in half? Here is the recipe if it helps anyone:

5 large egg whites
3/4 tsp. cream of tartar
1/4 salt
1/2 cup all purpose flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup yellow squash puree
1 tsp. pure lemon extract
1 tsp. grated lemon or orange zest

Thanks!


cut the time down, though maybe not all the way in half. i’d check on the cupcakes around the 8 minute mark and do a toothpick test. continue checking every 2 minutes or so until they’re ready (better safe than sorry). you definitely don’t want burnt angel food

sounds delicious! good luck!!
C L | Jan 11, 2010


Hi Little mermaid,,you might have to bake them in paper cases just so they dont burn, and to remove them easily, I think they might stick to the tin otherwise.350 seems a bit hot for the size of them and probably no more than 12 /15 minutes at most but check before then at about 10 minutes in. Do it fast with one cake because you don’t want to lose the oven heat. I hope this help,all the best.Rab
Rab | Jan 11, 2010

Say Anything…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 13, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Say Anything...
Say Anything… (1989)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: An improbable couple meets after high school graduation and must deal with their friends, family, and other pressures just to stay together. Lloyd Dobler is an average kickboxer with a good heart but limited ambition. Diane Court is an aloof genius who is very closely protected by her father. When Diane gets a scholarship to study in England, she has a weighty decision to make.

Directors: Crowe Cameron

Actors: Cusack John,Mahoney John,Gould Jason,Dean Loren,Harris Jr. Glenn Walker,Walker Charles,Lunday Russel,Piven Jeremy,O’Neill Patrick,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

What is a good yearbook theme for the Class of 2011?
I don’t want anything relating to the mascot, and not all about the c/o 2011, but relative to it and something that could be well incorporated throughout the whole book. Any ideas?

Jungle Book, The

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Jungle Book, The
Jungle Book, The (1994)

IMDB rating: 5.80

Plot: A faithful adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s classic tale of Mowgoli the jungle boy who is raised by wolves after being lost when a tiger attacked an encampment and killed his father. Years later he finds himself re-united with his childhood love Kitty and back in the “civilization” of Colonial India which he finds far less civilized then his jungle haunts. The search for a lost treasure shows who the truly civilized members of society are.

Directors: Sommers Stephen

Actors: Lee Jason Scott,Elwes Cary,Neill Sam,Cleese John,Flemyng Jason,Kalipha Stefan,Donachie Ron,Agarwal Anirudh,Tahir Faran,Naegeli Sean,Family,Adventure,Romance,

is there a way to find out the audio book of JUNGLE BOOK on the web?
I want audio of

The Man Who Cried

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 2, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

The Man Who Cried
The Man Who Cried (2000)

IMDB rating: 6.00

Plot: A young girl and her loving father are separated when he goes to America, intending to send for her. Shortly after his departure, their village goes up in flames, and the girl is forced to go to England, where she takes on the name Suzie, and finds that although she is misunderstood, tormented, and teased, she has one gift: she can sing. The movie follows Suzie through the events of her early life, from when she moves to Paris and joins a dancing troupe, to when she meets flirt and showgirl Lola, to when she falls in love with the gypsy Cesar. In the chaos and mayhem of the beginning of a World War, we witness Suzie’s struggle as she is forced to decide between the love of her past to the new love that she has only just discovered.

Directors: Potter Sally

Actors: Yankovskiy Oleg,Scheinmann Danny,Davis Barry,Osborn Thom,Chersky Frank,Hart Daniel,Majer Peter,Hassan Abraham,Martin Lloyd,Meir Uri,Drama,Music,Romance,War,

Repitition and alliteration in a poem?
The Gift

To pull the metal splinter from my palm
my father recited a story in a low voice.
I watched his lovely face and not the blade.
Before the story ended, he’d removed
the iron sliver I thought I’d die from.

I can’t remember the tale,
but hear his voice still, a well
of dark water, a prayer.
And I recall his hands,
two measures of tenderness
he laid against my face,
the flames of discipline
he raised above my head.

Had you entered that afternoon
you would have thought you saw a man
planting something in a boy’s palm,
a silver tear, a tiny flame.
Had you followed that boy
you would have arrived here,
where I bend over my wife’s right hand.

Look how I shave her thumbnail down
so carefully she feels no pain.
Watch as I lift the splinter out.
I was seven when my father
took my hand like this,
and I did not hold that shard
between my fingers and think,
Metal that will bury me,
christen it Little Assassin,
Ore Going Deep for My Heart.
And I did not lift up my wound and cry,
Death visited here!
I did what a child does
when he’s given something to keep.
I kissed my father.

What are some examples of alliteration and repitition in this poem?


Sorry to say there are none.
libby l | Jan 31, 2010

Nowhere to Run

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 17, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Nowhere to Run
Nowhere to Run (1993)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: Escaped convict Sam Gillen single handedly takes on ruthless developers determined to evict Clydie – a widow with two young children. Nobody knows who Sam is.

buy online Nowhere to Run and download

Directors: Harmon Robert

Actors: Van Damme Jean-Claude,Culkin Kieran,Levine Ted,Blatchford Edward,Starke Anthony,Ackland Joss,Graf Allan,Termo Leonard,Apisa Robert,Brown Jophery C.,Brubaker Tony,George Ron Howard,Goric Voyo,Action,Romance,Drama,

My moms car motor blew up?
My mom didn’t change her oil until about 4900 miles past an oil change. I told her she needed to do it. Well she did it and then 6 days later it blew up. It was knocking really really bad, it happened tonight. I was driving it back from out of town with her and my dad and it blew up on me. It ran hot once in the middle of nowhere and shut off. It started back up but we didn’t make it back. It sitting on the side of the road right now on a back road. Not the main road. We are getting it towed and fixed hopefully. What I am getting at though, do you think it was the engine and how much would it cost to fix it? It was knocking, sqealing, and wouldn’t get over 45. It is a 2003 Nissan Altima 2.5SL. Thank you.


"Blowing up" might mean different things. If there was an explosion that sent pieces of metal flying, the motor is destroyed and it may be worth more than the car. If there was a gush of steam (but no metal) ,it overheated and there is a hope that it might be salvaged. Who changed the oil?? I would question them about why it "blew up" after the oil change
jimanddottaylor | Jan 11, 2010


He’s right. Someone would first have to look at it and diagnose the problem. Almost sounds like a seized engine..

ASk again when you find out more.
Reefer_Madness | Jan 11, 2010


Engine rebuild…$1500 if you pull the motor yourself and reinstall it….
Take it to a good Mechanic first to see what actually is wrong with it!
oldster | Jan 11, 2010


There is so much that was destroyed. The best case senario, the head gasket is no more. That repair would be costly but not as much as rebuilding the engine. The knocking may come from the piston skirts banging on the walls of the cylinders. The squealing is probably from the belts. I know that the crankshaft on your car has a pulley on it with a belt routed around it going to various other pulleys which have belts around them also. Because there was no oil in the car everything was working harder, i.e. the crankshaf. The pistons, because there is no oil in the engine are bouncing around in there. The oil was acts as a cushion, a lubricant, and a cleaner. Because its not there everything is working harder, worn down much faster, not to mention the amount of friction created from metal to metal contact (rubbing or moving against each other) and the heat therin created by this friction. There probably is little to no coolant left in your radiator, let alone the rest of the coolant system. I also would get the transmission looked at because it is, after all, connected to the engine. Since the engine ran so hard and so hot there is a chance that it may have been damaged as well. If you want to keep the car the easiest route would be to perform a R&R of the transmission and engine –>swap it out. I say this because a complete rebuild would cost way more. Labor here in california is about $80-100.

Note: R&R you put a new part in. Not as long and tedious as a rebuild where the part is completely torn apart and rebuilt from the ground up with new parts
KGB | Jan 11, 2010


price out a used replacement engine, and price out doing a rebuild on your engine include new crank and cam bearings,replaining the head which probably got warped. the reason you couldn’t get over 45 is likely the crank bearings were seizing to the crank. maybe the crank also needs turned (re-milled) just so you know 4900 miles over due would not wreck the engine like that, the oil was either to low from a leak or some other problem erupted.
scruff | Jan 11, 2010

Dangerous Beauty

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 3, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Dangerous Beauty
Dangerous Beauty (1998)

IMDB rating: 7.00

Plot: In 16th century Venice, courtesans enjoy unique privileges: dressed richly in red, they read, compose poetry and music, and discuss affairs of state with the men who govern the Republic. When Veronica Franco comes of age, she cannot marry Marco Venier, whom she loves, because she is well born but penniless. Her choice: cloister or courtesan. She steels her heart, and with beauty and intelligence becomes the best. She’s a heroine when she helps convince France to aid Venice in war with Turkey, but when plague descends, the Church charges her with witchcraft. At her inquisition, she must match wits with an old rival, speak for all women, and call courage from Venier.

Directors: Herskovitz Marshall

Actors: Sewell Rufus,Platt Oliver,Ward Fred,Krabbe Jeroen,Lapaine Daniel,Weber Jake,Dutton Simon,Russell Grant,Biography,Drama,Romance,

Sorry, Jack I am not into orgies.. but how bout this poem?
Long legs stretched out from the limousine door
Covered with fishnet adorned and well heeled
No one would guess that a common place whore
Would own this building and power would wield
Through the grand lobby she strutted her stuff
A shawl with bright sequins draped on her arm
A beauty indeed yet under the makeup quite rough
The room was appointed so no one would harm
A hair on the head of this dangerous gal
Not a hair out of place all coifed and refined
As she entered the elevator with her man Sal
Who in secret s well kept his want for her pined
Upstairs on the seventeenth floor is a child
Alone in a room full of books and grand toys
A treasure she kept from the days she was wild
The golden haired child filled her days with joys
I have been chastised for my love poems so I wrote this instead, nothing much to get, I simply do not want to write about orgies


nice little story
better than those orgy stories
beautiful in fact in comparison
but i’d hate to be that kid

oh hell why not…here goes…

Would that be Jack Meoff?

lovechild | Dec 05, 2009


So…..this filthy rich whore had a kid….and such…..and then, she met Sal.
Of course, Sal rhymes with gal so it’s obvious that he would be the guy.
Anyway, this dirty whore is seemingly dangerous.
So Sal, being of strong Italian decent and lusting after the whore, is slightly afraid and sometimes wets himself, just as the blond-haired boy does.

I hope I’m getting this…..
Buk | Dec 05, 2009


CRap!!!!!!!!!!

Beyond the slides of 42nd Street,
Glass entrances to posh above the small,
I gig allowed my medium sized meat,
As appetizers catered for the ball,

tee hee OMG
Intrusivosity With Medium Doubt | Dec 05, 2009


I don’t get it and the answers above me confused me even more.
Sorry.
ma | Dec 05, 2009


Positively Brilliant my dear Precious lady friend =)

10.5
Bear Loves

Cashback

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 1, 2010 by jeremyvelazquez1978

Cashback
Cashback (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.40

Plot: When art student Ben Willis is dumped by his girlfriend Suzy, he develops insomnia. To pass the long hours of the night, he starts working the late night shift at the local supermarket. There he meets a colorful cast of characters, all of whom have their own ‘art’ in dealing with the boredom of an eight-hour-shift. Ben’s art is that he imagines himself stopping time. This way, he can appreciate the artistic beauty of the frozen world and the people inside it – especially Sharon, the quiet checkout girl, who perhaps holds the answer to solving the problem of Ben’s insomnia.

Directors: Ellis Sean

Actors: Sean Biggerstaff,Evans Shaun,Goodwin Stuart,Dixon Michael,Lambourne Michael,Pickering Marc,Hancock Nick,Hesketh Frank,Ward Howard,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Where can I find a good 26'', FLAT HD TV for around ?150?
Online, through cashback websites…


Its the same old answer:"you get what you pay for" if a site or shop is selling at a crazy price,expect problems etc,however there are a few online as mentioned.Mabe a walk around town may provide you with a better insite.Good luck
phil | Oct 18, 2009


for that sort of money you may get a reconditioned one, take a look at tesco’s direct
Nick T | Oct 18, 2009


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