honkytonkman

Caribbean Mystery, A (1989) IMDB rating: 6.70 Plot: Although Miss Marple wants only to bask quietly at a West Indian resort, she is badgered with boring reminiscences by an overly talkative ex-soldier and policeman, Major Palgrave. Although he claims to possess a picture of a murderer, Miss Marple is more interested in her omnipresent knitting than his long-winded stories. After the hard-drinking Major dies that night of an apparent heart attack, the maid tells her that the blood pressure medication found in his room belongs to another guest. When she later learns that the incriminating picture is missing and the maid is found stabbed to death, Miss Marple correctly predicts that more murders will follow.

Actors: Pleasence Donald,Lukis Adrian,McKenna T.P.,Feast Michael,Middlemass Frank,Swan Robert,Bent Stephen,Mydell Joseph,Crime,Drama,Mystery,

List your Top 10 Agatha Christie books!?
my list:

And Then There Were None
Death on the Nile
Murder on the Orient Express
Five Little Pigs
Hercule Poirot’s Christmas
A Caribbean Mystery
A Murder is Announced
Evil under the Sun
Sad Cypress
Appointment with Death

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I only read And Then There Were None and I loved it so that’s my Number 1 I only didn’t like the fact that Vera Claythorne didn’t live with Phillip Lombard… She should’ve noticed that he didn’t kill Mr.Blore since he was with her the whole time…

?Luna? | Jul 11, 2009

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WEN THERE WAS NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO GUD!

ANSA MINE!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index? qid=20090711140546AAPK4Hv
brent69 | Jul 11, 2009

Osmosis Jones (2001) IMDB rating: 6.10 Plot: Frank Detomello catches a cold. The inside of his body is known as the “City of Frank” to its inhabitants, two of which – white blood cell cop Osmosis Jones, and cold tablet Drixorial – team up to fight the invading viruses intent on taking over the City.

Actors: Shannon Molly,Murray Bill,Shatner William,Fishburne Laurence,Stein Ben,Rock Chris,Hyde Pierce David,Howard Ron,Silver Joel,Kid Rock,Olson Kenny,Krause Jason,C. Joe,Bones Jimmie,Uncle Kracker,Adams Jonathan,Alazraqui Carlos,Animation,Action,Comedy,Crime,Drama,Romance,Thriller,

Osmosis Jones QUESTIONS 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!?
How does it apply to the character in the movie?
What position does Osmosis Jones have in the City of Frank?
How do the villains enter the city?
What effect do the villains have on Frank?
How does the city combat the villains?
What other virus entered with the others,but was not easily detected?
What effect did this virus have on Frank initially?
What did this virus have planned?
Is the initial combination of over the counter relief and the body’s natural defenses a friendly one?
How does the mayor try to deal with the unknown invader?
What other foolish eating experience did Frank take part in the resulted in embarrassing consequences?
What nearly happens to the city of Frank as the disease gathers allies?
What could have prevented this entire illness?
10 PTS

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Did you not watch the movie?
What are you in grade 8?
If you had watched the movie and paid attention these questions should be a breeze for you to answer. you cannot be serious.

| Nov 29, 2009

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jones’s first name is osmosis, police officer, an egg that fell on the ground, he was burning his body inside out, they try to elimenate him with guns, the guys they were chasing in the mouth near the beggining of the movie, nothing at first, he planned to kill frank, i think so, he tries brushing him off as nothing, he ate a whole thing of chicken while his daughter was gone, they nearly messed up his nerves permently, frank not being a gross pig, thanks for the ten points!
guy you dont like, or, do you? | Nov 29, 2009

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osmosis jones is a white blood cell that is like a police officer that kicks germ buts lols
he is a loser cop that trys to help frank and gets the germs in the end but he is give lots of trouble from the chief of police
masquito bit
make him have a fever and almost die
a cold pill comes in and helps osmosis get the virus
the virus wanted to kill frank
frank should have taken better care of himself
i dont remember much but thats what i do rememebr lols im sure u can watch it online
lolo | Nov 29, 2009

Lucas (1986) IMDB rating: 6.50 Plot: Lucas is a promising kid, bright, inquisitive, knowledgeable, industrious, but for a boy aged 14 those qualities don’t count for much socially, his daily life in high school is a brave but hopeless struggle against cruel ridicule (nicknamed ‘leukoplakia’) and abuse on account of his frail figure, ‘miniature’ size and athletic ineptitude, while any demonstration of precocious erudition is frowned upon by his ignorant, dumber peers and seniors, fortunately with one remarkable exception: the studly football team captain, generally known as Cappie, gallantly protects the ’shrimp’ and as soon as he gets to know Lucas appreciates his mind and courage, eager to learn from him. The arrival of an attractive new girl in his school and neighborhood proves a mixed blessing: Maggie becomes his best friend and companion, admiring his many talents, but inevitably she soon falls for Cappie the other way, so now his ‘big brother’ and protector seems little Lucas’s rival, however hard the hunk tries to stay friends…

Lucas

Actors: Haim Corey,Sheen Charlie,Hodges Tom,Poppiti Ciro,Boyd Guy,Piven Jeremy,Wixted Kevin,Alderman Jason,Mackie Tom,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Can someone please advise me on a response to a hurtful email from my soon to be daughter-in-law?
Nate’s Bachelor Party
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Thu, February 4, 2010 8:00:35 PM
From:

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Hey guys,
I just noticed that Nate was planning his OWN Bachelor Party…. and there’s something wrong with that. From my understanding a Bachelor Party is supposed to be thrown by the groomsmen as a treat for the Groom. This is not the case in his situation, Nate has been going out of his way to talk to people about getting together for this "party". I am not sure what’s going on here, but something needs to be done. My bridal shower and bachelorette party was already set, paid for and planned by the time I got to know about it and was invited, and that’s how it’s supposed to be done. Nate says that you guys have never done the whole wedding thing before but so have my bridesmaids, and they went out of their way, did their research and got everything planned. I am super disappointed that his friends would do this to him.

Please, please, please plan something for him, without him planning it, that’s how it’s supposed to be. He is a good guy and at least deserves this, I felt so bad when he was telling me that he was calling people up…. so sad. I’m not sure how you guys are okay with this, but please take some time to plan it for him, it’s not every year someone gets married. If you guys don’t know what to do, please ask me and I can just refer to google. The only person who said something to him about it was Lucas who suggested that he could speak to the BM…Lucas knows some stuff about weddings and what not, and I know he’s not the only groomsman that does. Please let me know what you’re thinking.

To start the discussion, Nate is fine with traveling on March 6, March 27 or April 3 for that weekend in Charleston. You guys can double check with him after you vote for a date and just let him know. Ideas?? Nate loves oyster roasts and barbeques, maybe you guys can have that on saturday or dinner or something and then a night on the town. At least come up with a date and schedule so you guys can invite a few more of his friends.

If no one wants to throw a bachelor party for him, just let me know. I will get some of his other friends together to do something fun for him.

Thank you, and please take some time out of your busy lives to respond to this email. I don’t mean to get into the way of the no planning but poor Nate was planning by himself.

Have a great weekend!
Michelle
I am the mother of the groom and this is the second time she has sent this sort of email. I have no worries posting this on Yahoo.
well we know who will be in control in this marriage!
this letter is full of "guilt-inducing" words. This makes me sick!
that was great self-actualized!
That is what I thought too Rachel…..she sent this to me to make me feel her anger so I would feel anger too!

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You are the mother of the groom? She might not be too happy about the fact that you have posted this question. I would say, don’t respond to the e-mail. Have the appropriate person (best man?) give her a call and get it worked out. Good luck!
Curious in Seattle | Feb 04, 2010

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I don’t think this email is hurtful. I would be honored to have someone that cared enough about my son to stand up for him and try to make things nice for him. The response should be something like, you are right, we dropped the ball and we are on it. Thanks for loving our son so much.
ape2016 | Feb 04, 2010

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Dear Michele, I just called his best man & told him you sent this letter & asked if he needed any help or could handle this cause you are right. Please understand this is not something we are used to but will rise to the occasion thanks to you expecting the best for us. I appreciate that you are someone who looks out for my son beyond my biggest dreams for him. I will call his best man again to see what they are doing & just tell them we won’t say anything to Nate but leave it in there hands unless they need any help. So happy to be having someone as precious as you who loves my son as much as I do, to our family, Love, (whatever your name is/Mom)
self-actualized | Feb 04, 2010

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She’s calling out your kid’s friends and male family members on poor wedding etiquette. You don’t have to reply at all (in fact, you have no right to reply) since you’re not male and therefore not the intended audience.

Butt out.
Rachel | Feb 04, 2010

Babel (2006) IMDB rating: 7.70 Plot: Richard and Susan are a couple from San Diego, California who are vacationing in Morocco while their two children are at home with their Mexican housekeeper, Amelia. A rifle finds its way into the hands of a local herdsman’s young sons, who recklessly take a shot at a tour bus and hit Susan in the shoulder, causing her severe injury. The distraught Richard calls home to tell Amelia of the situation, who shortly departs for Mexico to attend her son’s wedding, with Richard and Susan’s children in tow. Disaster thus multiplies, with the situation in Morocco ascribed to terrorists in the media, while Amelia meets with trouble at the Mexican border when she attempts to return to San Diego with Richard and Susan’s children. Meanwhile, in Tokyo, a widower tied to the rifle in question, a complex shift of ownership to which the audience is privy, attempts to deal with the memories of his recently deceased wife and his strained relationship with his deaf teenage daughter.

here this is really cheap price for it

Actors: Pitt Brad,Akhzam Mohamed,Wight Peter,Martin Trevor,Bousquet Georges,Oumansky Andre,Maloney Michael,Crowley Dermot,Maratray Henry,Drama,Thriller,

Non-believers were asked to say something in church about why they don't believe in god, I intend on using…?
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn’t thought of that" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

Will it be well received or should I take something else ?
I was asked by the priest; I am a postman, thus I am on good terms with the man even though he knows I don’t believe. It’s not because I am a nonbeliever that I have to hate the priest, is it? He asked me, and I intend on doing him a favor.

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It will go down like a lead balloon

Made From Embryonic Stem Cells | Jan 30, 2010

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There are Christians who accept Evolution you know . .
How to Save a Life | Jan 30, 2010

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First of all why would you be in church if you don’t believe?
saved_by_grace | Jan 30, 2010

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Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
The movie is out and that can be found if you search the DVD long enough!

I loved that book and I am a Christian.

But, it seems to be circular logic.

Try it though, it is rather clever.
rodentmanjustin | Jan 30, 2010

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I don’t know about taking something else; maybe if you just take a lower dose.
Marcus Aurelius | Jan 30, 2010

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why are you in church if you are a nonbeliever?
greenjellybean | Jan 30, 2010

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That’s a very old joke, and you don’t tell it well. Why don’t you try speaking your mind? If you have one.
How dry a yam | Jan 30, 2010

Tideland (2005) IMDB rating: 6.70 Plot: After her mother dies from a methadone overdose, Jeliza-Rose is taken from the big city to a rural farmhouse by her father. As she tries to settle into a new life in a house her father had purchased for his now-deceased mother, Jeliza-Rose’s attempts to deal with what’s happened result in increasingly odd behavior, as she begins to communicate mainly with her bodiless Barbie doll heads and Dell, a neighborhood woman who always wears a beekeeper’s veil.

Actors: Fletcher Brendan,Bridges Jeff,Taylor Dylan,Adair Alden,Gilliam Harry,Wolkowski Kent,Drama,Fantasy,

Surreal Fantasy movies…?
Anybody know of surreal fantasy films along the lines of
Alice in Wonderland
Big Fish
Tideland
The City of Lost Children

I don’t mind what language,although english is preferable, any suggestions?

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Mirrormask is a good one.

naytopia | Oct 13, 2009

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You might like a movie called Parasomnia
Rudy C | Oct 13, 2009

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What Dreams May Come (1998) Robin Williams Cuba Gooding Jr. The IMDB link is below.
callawak2 | Oct 13, 2009

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Penelope
The Never Ending Story
Waterworld
Stargate
The Hulk | Oct 13, 2009

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My two absolute favorites are Pan’s Labyrinth and MirrorMask. I bet you’d love them, too. Here are the trailers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYiSlkvR uw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA1iawlsK Lg
Meaghan | Oct 13, 2009

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I’d like to echo Pan’s Labyrinth but also Spirited Away
Tom | Oct 13, 2009

Where the Truth Lies (2005) IMDB rating: 6.60 Plot: A female journalist tries to uncover the truth behind the breakup, years earlier, of a celebrated comedy team after the duo found a girl dead in their hotel room. Though both had airtight alibis and neither was accused, the incident put an end to their act.

Actors: Bacon Kevin,Firth Colin,Hayman David,Chaykin Maury,Starr Beau,Don McKellar,Hemblen David,Moraitis John,Drama,Mystery,Thriller,

im in love with him but idk if i am ready for tlk about being with each other for the rest of our lives HELP!?
ok, this is going to be long so bare with me….my boyfriend and i are deeply in love, but we still keep it sort of casual, but we just got very serious. My boyfriend and i have been together since 6th grade, but he isnt my first boyfriend, yet he is my first love. before him my relationship past was horrible, each one of them cheated on me and my trust was even worse. but he changed that, once i was with him i began to open up again, i trusted him. he loves me nd i love him, but im not sure if hes the one for me. yesterday he told me that his heart tells him im the one for him nd he asked me if i am the one for him i lied nd said yeah cuz i didnt noe wat to say. he believed me nd now wenever he says hi its "hi my one" or "hi my life" "hi my future" he tlks about having kids nd stuff like that nd im not ready for that. i noe i should tell him the truth but he has a very bad temper nd i dnt want to loose him over this. we’ve fought only a few times through the whole duration of our relationship, our friends call us the perfect couple but i dnt noe if i care about him as much as i seem to. dnt get me wrong im madly in love with him, and we already act like were married….we practically live together….nd his family loves me….mine loves him too…..we are both saving ourselves till marriage nd we both have the same religion….we have so much in common, but theres just something thats just so perfect about us, it doesnt seem rite…i dnt wanna break his heart by telling him that i dnt think hes the one for me but i have to tell him sometime….i love him to death, but i dnt want to marry him i think….please help me!!!!!!!! tell me what to do nd give me advice!!!!!! i feel so guilt 4 lying to him, i hate doing that….i never lie to him….its so hard for me to keep this secret…i really need help…..the guilt is eating me alive…..

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if your in love with him then he is the one, if you cant see that then you arent in love
Soul | Feb 06, 2010

Whip It (2009) IMDB rating: 7.60 Plot: In Bodeen, Texas, an indie-rock loving misfit finds a way of dealing with her small-town misery after she discovers a roller derby league in nearby Austin.

Actors: Austin Edward Austin,Stern Daniel,Boyd Mark,Alban Carlo,Minckiewicz Doug,Petrillo Michael,Comedy,Drama,

Longevity of spray cream?
I am making a dessert for tomorrow night and would like to decorate the top with spray-can whipped cream. If I do it now and keep it refrigerated will it hold it’s shape? An how long will it hold outside of the fridge?

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Decorate immediately before serving. It will fall flat sitting around regardless if it is in the fridge or not.

I8AShroom | Feb 12, 2010

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It goes flat within a few minutes so use just before serving.
pyjamatop | Feb 12, 2010

Snow Cake (2006) IMDB rating: 7.70 Plot: Alex Hughes, an ex-convict, is on a road trip to Winnipeg to see an old friend. Along the way, he meets the annoying, but vivacious, Vivienne Freeman who manages to bum a ride with him. Just as he begins to warm to this eccentric girl, Alex’s vehicle is in a serious automobile accident that kills Vivienne. After his meeting with the police, Alex decides to speak with Vivienne’s mother. Upon arrival at her home, Alex discovers that the mother, Linda, is a barely functional autistic who convinces him to stay long to take out the garbage the day after the funeral he agrees to arrange. In those few days, Alex discovers new friends and learns more about the uniqueness of Linda even as he struggles to come to terms with his own grief.

Snow Cake

Actors: Rickman Alan,Fox David,Allodi James,Goltz Johnny,Jones Robert Smith,McKinney Mark,Rennie Callum Keith,Drama,

My list of things to do before I die… ?
Here is my list of things to do before I die. Me and my friend are gunna make a YouTube channel for it, and post a video everytime we complete something.

Here is the list:
1.Sleep on the beach
2.Swim with Dolphins
3.Help build a house
4.Deliver a baby
5.Be in a protest
6.Go on a blind date
7.Destroy a hotel room
8.Host a radio show
9.Sky Dive
10.Go to the Grand Canyon and Scream at the top of your lungs.
11.Go to burning man
12.Fly in a plane
13.FLY a plane
14.Meet a celebrity
15.Spend a vacation with someone you don

Cable Guy, The (1996) IMDB rating: 5.60 Plot: Steven Kovak has been kicked out of his apartment by his girlfriend. Steven has a new apartment, and decides to slip the cable guy (Chip) $50 for free cable. Steven then fakes an interest in Chip’s line of work. However Chip takes this to heart trying to become Steven’s best bud. When Steven no longer wants to be Chips friend the man who can do it all goes on an all out assault to ruin Steven’s life. In the backdrop is the delicate sub-plot of the trial of a former kid star for murdering his brother.

Actors: Carrey Jim,Broderick Matthew,Black Jack,Segal George,Stiller Ben,Roberts Eric,Dick Andy,O’Reilly Harry,Cross David,Wilson Owen,Gibbs Keith,Comedy,Drama,Thriller,

Recently switched to Optimum Online and having wireless internet problems?
Just yesterday, I switched my internet provider from Verizon FiOS to Optimum Online and i have been having problems. Before switching to Optimum, my computer, iPod, and Xbox 360 worked fine with FiOS (all of these were connected through a wireless connection). With Optimum, I can’t get my computer to connect to my wireless router (D-Link DI-624). Yesterday, the guy that setup the Optimum internet had taken the ethernet cable from our modem and had plugged it straight into our main computer which I’m using currently and the internet is fine. After he had left, I tried to go on my internet from a wireless connection, but it failed. I realized that my main computer was only getting the internet. So, I tried to plug the ethernet cable from the modem to the WAN slot in the router and then I connected my main computer to one of the channels on the router. After doing that, my main computer’s internet wouldn’t work as well as my wireless internet. As for my computer, it recognizes the wireless network and can connect fine, but when i try to go on the internet, it never loads and says to try to reconnect to your wireless connection. Anyone have any ideas what the problem is? I can usually figure out computer problems, but this one just makes no sense at all.

Twisted (2004) IMDB rating: 4.80 Plot: Jessica Shepard is an on the rise police officer of San Francisco’s esteemed police department, after having solved a big case about a serial killer. Her mentor John Mills is proud of Jessica as a father would be of his daughter, since Mills was the partner of Jessica’s late father. With a newly established promotion, Jessica finds that she might once again have to prove herself in a department that takes no prisoners. Not to mention a new partner named Mike Delmarco, who might be Jessica’s next closest thing to a confidant. However, a man has been found dead and the two officers are brought into the investigation. What they find is a surprise when the dead in question was a man Jessica slept with, he being part of a list of one night stands that Jessica has engaged in. Now under suspicion and a terrible drinking problem gnawing at her, Jessica will have to prove to her superiors and to her skeptical partner that she’s not the one behind the murders and Mills is one of the few people standing behind her. This is a story about a woman trying to find the perpetrator of these horrible crimes, before she herself might end as one of them.

Actors: Jackson Samuel L.,Garcia Andy,Strathairn David,Wong Russell,Pellegrino Mark,Welliver Titus,Moffett D.W.,Jones Richard T.,Orser Leland,Bullock James Oliver,Hall William,Duer Joe,Hechim Jim,Crime,Drama,Mystery,Thriller,

is there a non braided yo-yo string?
i’m tired of my string twisting is there a string that cancels out that problem