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Gladiatress (2004) IMDB rating: 4.20 Plot: This sword and sandals movie is an off-the-wall comedy adventure about three unlikely heroines, who set out to save Celtic Britain, by thwarting the Roman invasion in their own unique and outrageous style.

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Actors: Hayman David,Vibert Ronan,De Grossouvre Philippe,MacGregor Rory,O’Hea Brendan,Chubb William,MacDonald Dorian,Keaney Dermot,Lastra Bruno,Comedy,

Since Ninja-Assassin AKA Gladiatress…….?
can’t cook or clean or plz a man doesn’t that make her worthless?

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Not necessarilly, she could just lie there, be quiet, and take it like a woman

strrretch | Oct 22, 2007

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Exactly, She needs to go back to the kitchen.
The Chair Wizard lll TEAM LIKE | Oct 22, 2007

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no, she is still good for something, she can go to work all day
Party Boy | Oct 22, 2007

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not really…
BOM CHIKA WAH WAH | Oct 22, 2007

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Nope not at all, she can answer so much questions and something else..
harsh | Oct 22, 2007

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she can’t be sent to the kitchen..world will be short of cucumbers.
no_id420 | Oct 22, 2007

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hmmm. i think she could kill any one of us..with both boobs tied behind her back!

*please don’t kill me!!*
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Wild, The (2006) IMDB rating: 5.30 Plot: Ryan (Greg Cipes) is a lion who wants to go to the wild, where his dad (Samson, voiced by Keifer Sutherland) once lived. When he gets himself shipped to Africa, his zoo friends (and Samson) work together to bring him back. When they get to Africa, however, the animals find themselves in a pile of danger. They have to fight an evil wildebeest called Kazar (William Shatner). But Kazar’s safe compared to the other danger on the island- a volcano that’s on the edge of eruption. Can the animals find Ryan and get out of Africa before the volcano erupts in so little time?

Wild, The

Actors: Sutherland Kiefer,Belushi James,Izzard Eddie,Shatner William,Kind Richard,Cipes Greg,Cunningham Colin,Hay Colin,Marsico Miles,De Sena Jack,Cherry Don,Argueta Christian,Cowgill David,Venito Lenny,Animation,Adventure,Comedy,Family,

I am looking for the name of this movie?
i am looking for a movie about 2 sisters it is like a growing up film. well first one of the sister is a trouble maker i think she worked at a diner her mom is single and the older sister falls in love with an older man she gets pregnant and the father of the baby dies in a mine accident and the mother of the girl sends her away to a place that helps her with the pregnancy i think the move has the word like a wild flower in it i cant remember or some kind of flower please please if anyone knows the name of the movie let me know thank you

Up Pompeii (1971) IMDB rating: 5.40 Plot: Roman slave Lurkio inadvertently becomes the possessor of a scroll naming the proposed assassins of the Emperor Nero. Administering to the participants of his master’s orgy guests seems small compared to the trouble the scroll brings – but all are in for a nasty shock when Mount Vesuvius decides to erupt.

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Actors: Howerd Frankie,Michael Hordern,Cargill Patrick,Percival Lance,Fraser Bill,Bresslaw Bernard,Mills Royce,Trigger Ian,Woods Aubrey,Paddick Hugh,Comedy,

Could someone please review the exposition to my story?
this is mainly just the introduction to the charcacters and the in setting being given.
oH and it takes place in Pompeii.

oh and righ before this im dropped in the water and almost drown.

In the weeks before, Jason had been training for the big swimming race by swimming in the Mediterranean Sea. He swam four to five miles a day around a nearby small Island. He worked hard every day and got very fit. He also felt connected to many of the local fish in the Sea. The only thing in the Sea that he didn

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) IMDB rating: 6.90 Plot: The up-and-down-and-up-again story of musician Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly), whose songs would change a nation. On his rock’n roll spiral, Cox sleeps with 411 women, marries three times, has 22 kids and 14 stepkids, stars in his own 70s TV show, collects friends ranging from Elvis to the Beatles to a chimp, and gets addicted to (and then kicks) every drug known to man, but despite it all, Cox grows into a national icon and eventually earns the love of a good woman.

Actors: Abernathy Don,Adams Patrick J.,Anton George,Arnold Michael William,Ausburn Christopher,Babcock Caleb,Barry Raymond J.,Bates Paul,Beasor Terrence,Besser Matt,Bird Jay,Bishop Rian,Black Jack,Blake Clement,Bodell Ian,Comedy,Music,

A brief plot summary for Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story?
I am just wondering what it is about because I want to buy it. Is the movie any good?

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It’s a biopic about a person named Dewey Cox. It chronicles his life from his childhood to his adulthood, as well as his rise (and falls) from stardom. Like someone else said, it’s a parody of "Walk the Line."

It is a comedy with some very funny lines. The movie has a good cast, including John C. Reilly, Jenna Fischer, and Tim Meadows. If you like comedies and music, I’d give it a go.

Chanandler Bong | Feb 11, 2009

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I thought it was really funny. It’s basically a spoof of the Johnny Cash biography "Walk The Line", with other music biographies (Beatles, Bob Dylan, Elvis, Brian Wilson, etc.) also touched on. I think you’ll like it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0841046/
rookgaroo | Feb 11, 2009

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guy kills little brother
guy learns blues
guy plays in band
guy takes drugs
guy buys monkey & giraffe
guy takes more drugs
guy goes into rehab
dad suicides
movie ends
being a dumbass is an artform | Feb 11, 2009

Osmosis Jones (2001) IMDB rating: 6.10 Plot: Frank Detomello catches a cold. The inside of his body is known as the “City of Frank” to its inhabitants, two of which – white blood cell cop Osmosis Jones, and cold tablet Drixorial – team up to fight the invading viruses intent on taking over the City.

Actors: Shannon Molly,Murray Bill,Shatner William,Fishburne Laurence,Stein Ben,Rock Chris,Hyde Pierce David,Howard Ron,Silver Joel,Kid Rock,Olson Kenny,Krause Jason,C. Joe,Bones Jimmie,Uncle Kracker,Adams Jonathan,Alazraqui Carlos,Animation,Action,Comedy,Crime,Drama,Romance,Thriller,

Osmosis Jones QUESTIONS 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!?
How does it apply to the character in the movie?
What position does Osmosis Jones have in the City of Frank?
How do the villains enter the city?
What effect do the villains have on Frank?
How does the city combat the villains?
What other virus entered with the others,but was not easily detected?
What effect did this virus have on Frank initially?
What did this virus have planned?
Is the initial combination of over the counter relief and the body’s natural defenses a friendly one?
How does the mayor try to deal with the unknown invader?
What other foolish eating experience did Frank take part in the resulted in embarrassing consequences?
What nearly happens to the city of Frank as the disease gathers allies?
What could have prevented this entire illness?
10 PTS

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Did you not watch the movie?
What are you in grade 8?
If you had watched the movie and paid attention these questions should be a breeze for you to answer. you cannot be serious.

| Nov 29, 2009

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jones’s first name is osmosis, police officer, an egg that fell on the ground, he was burning his body inside out, they try to elimenate him with guns, the guys they were chasing in the mouth near the beggining of the movie, nothing at first, he planned to kill frank, i think so, he tries brushing him off as nothing, he ate a whole thing of chicken while his daughter was gone, they nearly messed up his nerves permently, frank not being a gross pig, thanks for the ten points!
guy you dont like, or, do you? | Nov 29, 2009

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osmosis jones is a white blood cell that is like a police officer that kicks germ buts lols
he is a loser cop that trys to help frank and gets the germs in the end but he is give lots of trouble from the chief of police
masquito bit
make him have a fever and almost die
a cold pill comes in and helps osmosis get the virus
the virus wanted to kill frank
frank should have taken better care of himself
i dont remember much but thats what i do rememebr lols im sure u can watch it online
lolo | Nov 29, 2009

Lucas (1986) IMDB rating: 6.50 Plot: Lucas is a promising kid, bright, inquisitive, knowledgeable, industrious, but for a boy aged 14 those qualities don’t count for much socially, his daily life in high school is a brave but hopeless struggle against cruel ridicule (nicknamed ‘leukoplakia’) and abuse on account of his frail figure, ‘miniature’ size and athletic ineptitude, while any demonstration of precocious erudition is frowned upon by his ignorant, dumber peers and seniors, fortunately with one remarkable exception: the studly football team captain, generally known as Cappie, gallantly protects the ’shrimp’ and as soon as he gets to know Lucas appreciates his mind and courage, eager to learn from him. The arrival of an attractive new girl in his school and neighborhood proves a mixed blessing: Maggie becomes his best friend and companion, admiring his many talents, but inevitably she soon falls for Cappie the other way, so now his ‘big brother’ and protector seems little Lucas’s rival, however hard the hunk tries to stay friends…

Lucas

Actors: Haim Corey,Sheen Charlie,Hodges Tom,Poppiti Ciro,Boyd Guy,Piven Jeremy,Wixted Kevin,Alderman Jason,Mackie Tom,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Can someone please advise me on a response to a hurtful email from my soon to be daughter-in-law?
Nate’s Bachelor Party
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Thu, February 4, 2010 8:00:35 PM
From:

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Hey guys,
I just noticed that Nate was planning his OWN Bachelor Party…. and there’s something wrong with that. From my understanding a Bachelor Party is supposed to be thrown by the groomsmen as a treat for the Groom. This is not the case in his situation, Nate has been going out of his way to talk to people about getting together for this "party". I am not sure what’s going on here, but something needs to be done. My bridal shower and bachelorette party was already set, paid for and planned by the time I got to know about it and was invited, and that’s how it’s supposed to be done. Nate says that you guys have never done the whole wedding thing before but so have my bridesmaids, and they went out of their way, did their research and got everything planned. I am super disappointed that his friends would do this to him.

Please, please, please plan something for him, without him planning it, that’s how it’s supposed to be. He is a good guy and at least deserves this, I felt so bad when he was telling me that he was calling people up…. so sad. I’m not sure how you guys are okay with this, but please take some time to plan it for him, it’s not every year someone gets married. If you guys don’t know what to do, please ask me and I can just refer to google. The only person who said something to him about it was Lucas who suggested that he could speak to the BM…Lucas knows some stuff about weddings and what not, and I know he’s not the only groomsman that does. Please let me know what you’re thinking.

To start the discussion, Nate is fine with traveling on March 6, March 27 or April 3 for that weekend in Charleston. You guys can double check with him after you vote for a date and just let him know. Ideas?? Nate loves oyster roasts and barbeques, maybe you guys can have that on saturday or dinner or something and then a night on the town. At least come up with a date and schedule so you guys can invite a few more of his friends.

If no one wants to throw a bachelor party for him, just let me know. I will get some of his other friends together to do something fun for him.

Thank you, and please take some time out of your busy lives to respond to this email. I don’t mean to get into the way of the no planning but poor Nate was planning by himself.

Have a great weekend!
Michelle
I am the mother of the groom and this is the second time she has sent this sort of email. I have no worries posting this on Yahoo.
well we know who will be in control in this marriage!
this letter is full of "guilt-inducing" words. This makes me sick!
that was great self-actualized!
That is what I thought too Rachel…..she sent this to me to make me feel her anger so I would feel anger too!

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You are the mother of the groom? She might not be too happy about the fact that you have posted this question. I would say, don’t respond to the e-mail. Have the appropriate person (best man?) give her a call and get it worked out. Good luck!
Curious in Seattle | Feb 04, 2010

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I don’t think this email is hurtful. I would be honored to have someone that cared enough about my son to stand up for him and try to make things nice for him. The response should be something like, you are right, we dropped the ball and we are on it. Thanks for loving our son so much.
ape2016 | Feb 04, 2010

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Dear Michele, I just called his best man & told him you sent this letter & asked if he needed any help or could handle this cause you are right. Please understand this is not something we are used to but will rise to the occasion thanks to you expecting the best for us. I appreciate that you are someone who looks out for my son beyond my biggest dreams for him. I will call his best man again to see what they are doing & just tell them we won’t say anything to Nate but leave it in there hands unless they need any help. So happy to be having someone as precious as you who loves my son as much as I do, to our family, Love, (whatever your name is/Mom)
self-actualized | Feb 04, 2010

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She’s calling out your kid’s friends and male family members on poor wedding etiquette. You don’t have to reply at all (in fact, you have no right to reply) since you’re not male and therefore not the intended audience.

Butt out.
Rachel | Feb 04, 2010

Good Night to Die, A (2003) IMDB rating: 4.80 Plot: One day in the life of a hit man, Ronnie, who spends it trying to save the life of fellow hit man, August, who he had brought into the business three years ago. August has become a real problem for some of the bosses around town, and Ronnie will soon find out just what his Frankenstein’s monster will cost him.

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Actors: Rapaport Michael,Stretch Gary,Cassel Seymour,Macchio Ralph,Russo James,Whaley Frank,Cathey Reg E.,Dedio Joey,Bilich Steve,Caplan Henry,Action,Comedy,Thriller,

Am I Truly sad or just selfish?
I have constantlyly been depressed for about 2 years now….im just always so sad. I miss evrything that my life used to be, i hate how everything in my life has changed. everything in my life was more or less grate until i entered secondry school…i was looking forward to it so much and sure it is good in some ways but my life has gone more or less down hill sense then. Everything has changed, my friend, like im still friends with them but they have just changed too much, there is so much pressure to kiss guys and sexual stuff and they are all doin all that and we are all only 14(well im almost 14, in less han a month) i miss bein a kid so much i was so happy and i didnt worry so much. Then the start of 2009 was ok until Mchael Jackson died…i wasnt really a fan before he died,(like i liked his music but i didnt no much about him) and i used to sorta believe all that child molesting thing, like i wasnt sure…but when he died and the TV had all these programs i realised what a loving,kind, talented man he was….it hurt me so much, i feel so awful for nit realising how amazing he was while he was alive. Like I love animals,nature and i wana make a difference in this world, i wana help thoses in need, he was all of that…if i had known while he was alive i would have done everything i could to have met him. He is my hero my idol, words cant explain how much i love him and how sorry I am about believen the press….he has inspired me so much changed my life and made me see life differently. Nobody can really understand how i feel though…only me and mabe God. I feel like my life is a waste…the only achievements i have made was when i was younger like winning cross country, drama, art and sports compitions…i dont feel they are much though….i just feel like God is against me…i kept tellin myself…dont worry it will get better, but it hasnt nothing has gotten better, i have so many worries i am constantly under presssure…i hate the way my life has turned out so far. I could tell about 50 other things but i dont have the space…i just cant explain how i feel im always sad…
Am i really depressed? Am i loney,I have plently of friend but i can never talk to anyone about how i feel. Everyone thinks i am this happy trouble free girl but i wish they could know how i truly feel inside. When my mum gets mad and says oh you have such a perfect life, i just wish she could know the pain i go through each day and night.
AM i just being sorry for myself? is that Y God isnt helping me? I know there are people who have life 1000 times worse than me but i just want to be happy again…Im just afraid i am not truely sad, mabe im just selfish???
please Tell me??

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You’re just lost in time, stuck in memory lane.

Don’t compare your current situation to your past situation – that’s what makes you sad. Your life now is fine, it’s just when you compare it to previous years and what you think of as ‘better’ times that you get sad. It’s when you let your thoughts get in the way that things seem to go ’sour’. You think about people pressuring you to do things, and life seems bad. But it’s not so bad – just you in your house, that’s all. Everything is fine. Just your thoughts and memories that get in the way.

Be Here, Now! ^_^
Hahahahaha… ^_^ | Feb 06, 2010

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Life is changing all the time, and now you changed from young girl to a young lady, nothing will be the same, your friends change too, try to accept anything that come by such as Michel died, so what! every body die, try to think like a grown up, make new friends, do not spend time alone and just day dream, go out or do something, do not think of boys too much, those kissing and doing that your friends said might not be true, they might make it up just to show that they are popular, study hard and try your best to get to higher study, if you make people around you happy you will feel happy too. Good luck
sirima b | Feb 06, 2010

Whip It (2009) IMDB rating: 7.60 Plot: In Bodeen, Texas, an indie-rock loving misfit finds a way of dealing with her small-town misery after she discovers a roller derby league in nearby Austin.

Actors: Austin Edward Austin,Stern Daniel,Boyd Mark,Alban Carlo,Minckiewicz Doug,Petrillo Michael,Comedy,Drama,

Longevity of spray cream?
I am making a dessert for tomorrow night and would like to decorate the top with spray-can whipped cream. If I do it now and keep it refrigerated will it hold it’s shape? An how long will it hold outside of the fridge?

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Decorate immediately before serving. It will fall flat sitting around regardless if it is in the fridge or not.

I8AShroom | Feb 12, 2010

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It goes flat within a few minutes so use just before serving.
pyjamatop | Feb 12, 2010

Jungle 2 Jungle (1997) IMDB rating: 4.40 Plot: A New York commodities broker who was married several years ago has been separated from his wife. Now he wants to marry his new girlfriend, so he has to divorce her first. So he goes to Venezuela, and is brought deep into the jungle and told that when they separated she was pregnant and chose not to tell him since he stated he was not really interested in becoming a father. Today, the boy has reached the age where he has to go on a quest, in New York, so his father reluctantly brings him along, and a culture clash follows. The boy has spent all of his life with the tribe he grew up with, and his father has a bit of problem so he can’t spent as much as time with his son as his son likes.

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Actors: Allen Tim,Short Martin,Huntington Sam,Stiers David Ogden,Dishy Bob,Galasso Frankie J.,Avalos Luis,Keating Dominic,Comedy,Family,

Will someone please interpret my dream?
Dream 1:
I had a dream me and my friend from school saw some distressed monkeys (The monkeys were black and white.) They were running into a tree. We tried to ask them what was wrong but they didn’t respond. I remember seeing a playground/jungle that I kept on pointing too. I kept on asking my friend if we could go in their but she said no. Then I went up too the tree and reached in. I pulled out a brown paper bag with something heavy in it. She opened it. She had a scared look on her face, gave it to me, and told me to put it back. I looked in and there was a yellow boa constrictor in the bag. I shut it quickly and put it back. Then these things started chasing me and my friend. One them looked like an albino baboon almost and it was chasing me.The thing chasing my friend, I couldn’t remember what it looked like, all I remember was it was short and stumpy. Then both of them went after my friend! after I stood next to them they both died.

Dream 2:
All I remember was playing a human board game. It was a giant board game and we were in it. We each had to have a partner. My partner was a guy with olive skin and brown poofy hair. That’s all I remember. But there were allot of jungle trees, bright lights, and I think a few squirrels.

Dream 3:
I was in a video game called halo (not sure if you heard of it or not.) and I was playing with my step brother we were against another team. Then he wanted me to get him a pen on a shelf. So I climbed all of the shelves filled with markers for just that one sharpie (permanent marker) For some reason he really needed this pen. And for some reason all of the markers on the shelves were eith silver or black.

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I have weird dreams that i can’t make sense of all the time. I think most people do.

If your having a reoccurring dream then those are the ones people normally want to interpret.

These dreams above must mean something to you, but i have no idea!
1+1=3 | Feb 07, 2010

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So, I always analyze my dreams. Here is a bit I checked for you:
Monkey
To see a monkey in your dream, symbolizes deceit. People are working to advance their own interest. They also represent insight and intuition. Alternatively, monkeys also indicate an immature attitude, a playful nature and a mischievous side of your personality.
I got this at: www.dreammoods.com
You should consider the rest of the dream, the symbols and look them up here.
I would say, offhand, that you are in a situation where you don’t feel you have as much control as you would like. Maybe you feel that you are threatened or tempted (snake) to take the easy solution. Maybe you feel like you or those around you are fooling around and not taking the situation as seriously. (monkeying around)
This is not a game to you, although you feel like you are trapped in one. I know Halo, and that is a pretty agressive game, so this seems like a matter of urgency. Black and white was mentioned, which also means clear-cut decision making (it’s black and white). It’s only one thing or the other. It’s right in front of your face. They don’t see it, but if you let your friends tell you which way to go, you might find yourself in the middle of a game you don’t want to be playing.
Make a decision. Do what YOU think is right, and screw the opinions. They are not running your life, you are, right?
That’s what I think it means.
truth teller | Feb 08, 2010

Mask, The (1994) IMDB rating: 6.40 Plot: This is the story of a mild-mannered bank clerk Stanley Ipkiss, who has just discovered a mysterious ancient green wooden mask by the sea that is inhabited by Loki, the Norse night god of mischief. But when Stanley puts on the mask, he transforms into an uncontrolled wacky-suited green-skinned cartoony manic superhero “The Mask” that does the craziest things and amazes people in search of justice and a good time too.

Actors: Carrey Jim,Riegert Peter,Bagley Tim,Jeni Richard,Greene Peter,Matacena Orestes,Williams Johnny,Cathey Reg E.,Doughan Jim,Forest Denis,Alfieri Joseph,Barie B.J.,Action,Comedy,Crime,Fantasy,

airblaster vintersars face mask?
I got an airblaster vintersars jacket but it didnt come with a face mask does anyone know where i can get 1? or would someone sell/give me one? thanks